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Top Ten Movie Robots of All Time
They walk, they talk, they work on moisture farms,
they hunt Sarah Connor. And sometimes they're eerily human-like. Our critic
(and robot nerd) compiles his list of favorites.
Editor's note: I asked one of our critics, a self-professed robot
nerd, to compile this list of the best robots in film history.
I have a weird fascination with robots. Part of it is
that I am a boy. Another part is that I like science fiction. But I think
there's more to it than that: I feel a weird tension about robots that hints
at something deeper.
On one hand, I think robots are darn cool. When I doodle,
I doodle pictures of robots. And when I look at my movie collection, well, I see lots of robots.
But there's another side of my robo-fascination: they
scare the crud out of me. I have dreams about fighting armies of cyborgs. I
get chills when I read about new developments in robotics. Even the
invention of the robot vacuum made me think, "Yup, this is how the rise
of the machines begins!"
I'm not alone in feeling this almost intrinsic love/hate
tension with technology. Science fictions films have tapped this theme for
decades. On one hand you have the friendly, helper robots that in the 1950s
we believed would come along any day to change our lives. And on the other
hand, you have the terrifying killer robots who can't be stopped even though
we created them. I think these two kinds of film robots show that while we
embrace the good technology can provide, we are frightened of the bad. We
like the convenience but fear the loss of humanity or the threat of
rebellion.
But robot movies are not always about machine vs. human.
They're also a staple of sci-fi, a genre that often probes the human
condition. Because robots seem so close to being human—but yet
aren't—they're the perfect means by which to explore "human
themes" like the search for identity, what love is, how we connect with
one another, and so much more. There are also religious themes like notions
of free will and the created overtaking the creator. And then there are
robotic Christ figures, often depicted as searching for what it means to be
alive, and thus seeing life as extremely valuable. Hence, the 'bot knows the
value of upholding life—and giving up its own.
Because of these deeper themes—and not simply
envisioning the future—I think robot movies will stay relevant for a long
time. When you look at the history of significant robot movies (most notably
the '50s, the mid-'70s, and the '90s), they all seem to hit at times when
technology is at a new peak or society is beginning to tackle major issues
of what it means to be human.
With all this in mind, I wanted to identify the ten best
robots in movie history: robots who were revolutionary, who carried thematic
weight, who were lovable (or frightening), or who were just ultra-cool. For
the purposes of this list, I defined "robot" as any manufactured
entity primarily of mechanical parts that emulates human behaviors like
walking, talking, working on moisture farms or hunting for Sarah Connor.
The Ten Best Movie Robots
10. MechaGodzilla
Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla (1974)
He's 50 tons of space titanium in the shape of Godzilla!
Need I say more? This monstrosity is the most weapon-equipped robot of all
time with torpedo fingers, eye beams, a crazy 360-degree rotating head that
creates a force field, and multiple guns in his toes, knees, shoulders and
chest. And yet, Godzilla is somehow able to beat him by inexplicitly
becoming a magnet (?!) Geek factor: The best part of the film comes
when a Japanese scientist finds an odd metal found in a cave and says,
"This material can only be space titanium." Of course! Best
standard feature: Did I mention the 50 tons of space titanium?
9. Robot Gunslinger
Westworld (1973)
In the future, two men visit an amusement park that
allows them to actually live out their Wild West fantasy—and the period
parts are played by robots. This means that vacationers can fight them,
shoot them, and even kill them as part of "the experience." But
then, the robots go mad (for no discernable reason) and begin killing the
guests (hey, I want a rebate!). The most frightening of the rampaging robots
is The Gunslinger, played coldly and forcibly by Yul Brynner, in a
performance that set the groundwork for Arnold's terminator. Geek factor:
It's Yul Brynner! Even better, it's Brynner spoofing his own character from The
Magnificent Seven. Best standard feature: The slow saunter …
that haunts you … with every step.
8. Data
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Originating on TV's The Next Generation, android
Data mixed Spock-like logic with childlike innocence and intense curiosity
about humanity. A Lieutenant Commander aboard Picard's Enterprise,
Data made his movie mark with a dramatic character arc about what it means
to be human in the last three Star Trek films. In the films, Data
installs an emotions chip that allows him to feel (Generations),
resists the temptation to become more human in exchange for selling out his
crew (First Contact), and makes the ultimate sacrifice by giving his
life for others (Nemesis). Geek factor: You gotta love any
robot who has a pet cat. Best standard feature: Umm, maybe his
jaundiced skin?
7. Johnny-5
Short Circuit (1986)
Killer robots are nothing new. Robots who like The Three
Stooges? Now that's special. Robot Number Five is one of several advanced
Nova Robotics military robots created to be the perfect soldiers. But when
lightning hits him, he begins to ask questions, reject commands, and think
abstractly. Number Five is alive! Calling himself Johnny-5, the robot learns
what it really means to be human: to love and to be loved, to learn the
wonder of life (like dancing) and the horror of death. Amazing that a robot
that looks completely machine-like could, by film's end, feel so human. Geek
factor: Why would Nova Robotics create a military weapon that looks so
darn cute till it's time to kill (when its big black eyebrows cock at an
angle like an angry grandpa). Best standard feature: That rockin'
shoulder laser.
6. Gort
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
Seven feet tall and solid metal, Gort is the ultimate
imposing robot thug. He arrives via UFO with galactic spaceman Klaatu, who
has come to warn Earthlings to quell the violence that results from all
their irrational fears. But before he can deliver the message, the
Earthlings freak out and start shooting at him—which only proves his
point. With that, Gort lays down the law and starts melting stuff with his
eye laser. That said, it's not surprising why the rest of the galaxy lives
in peace: Gort and friends. Klaatu explains: "For our policemen, we
created a race of robots to patrol the planets in spaceships. At the first
sign of violence, they react automatically against the aggressor." Gort
is one bad dude. Menacing, featureless, and silent, he is the ultimate
frightening, unstoppable robot. Geek factor: "Klaatu barada
nikto." Best standard feature: The eye beam … but really, the
dude is so tough he doesn't even need it.
5. Robby
Forbidden Planet (1956)
The perfect manifestation of the 1950s dream of what
robots could be, Robby is a cook, chauffeur, translator, fork lift, security
guard—and loyal friend. He's a polite, fully functional home
machine—with a bulky form built completely out of '50s technology and
electronics. Because of that, he feels like he could be a reality—an
illusion helped by his visible circuitry and mechanical features that make
it seem like he's literally working in front of you. Plus he tells jokes.
Robby ultimately shows us that technology can equally aid good—or evil. Geek
factor: When asked to commit violence, Roby's circuits overheat, which
is depicted by his head just turning pink. Best standard feature: He
can replicate any product, such as the 60 gallons of bourbon he makes for
one Earth solider.
4. The Iron Giant
The Iron Giant (1999)
Easily the greatest animated robot, The Iron Giant is a
space visitor who befriends a young boy, Hogarth, in the 1950s. But even
though Giant is extremely human (his stomach even growls when hungry), he
turns into a deadly weapon when threatened—a trait the film handles almost
like a sinful urge the robot fights to suppress. When Hogarth shows the
robot comic books, they agree that Giant can be Superman and not Atomo, a
killer machine. Says Hogarth, "It's bad to kill. Guns kill. You don't
have to be a gun. You are what you choose." In the end, Giant chooses
to be Superman and sacrifices himself for others. This scene will make you
tear up, but the final scene—which furthers the Giant's comparison to
Christ—will make you bawl. Geek factor: In one of the best
voice-casting selections ever, Vin Diesel plays the Iron Giant. Best
standard feature: The Giant's kick-butt, full-out battle mode, complete
with giant energy cannon, War of the Worlds-like serpent heads, and
at least 5 more imaginative weapons.

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3. The Terminators
The Terminator (1984), T2 (1991)
The Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator (a T-800) is one of
the most cold, calculating and unstoppable machines ever—at least until
the creepily persistent liquid-metal T-1000 (Robert Patrick) shows up in T2.
And so with the creation of a more terrifying terminator, what happens to
Arnold's T-800? He becomes the hero—and one whose ultimate sacrifice makes
grown men weep (okay, maybe just me). On a thematic level, the terminators
use violence to preach against violence and ultimately show that even a
creation made to do evil can be redeemed, taught to love, and realize the
value of human life. Geek factor: The T-800 (Cyberdyne systems model
no. 101) is living tissue over a super sweet hyper-alloy combat chassis.
(Yes, I need to leave the house.) Best standard feature: The ability
to find really cool leather clothes again and again.
2. Der Maschinian-Mensch
Metropolis (1927)
The first major movie robot, German director Fritz Lang's
Machine-Human was way before her time. While many film robots—from as
recent as the '80s—now look silly and dated, the grandma of all film
cyborgs still seems futuristic. In fact, her look isn't far from that of Star
Wars' C-3PO—who didn't show up for 50 years! Her story is pure sci-fi
geekiness: A mad scientist built her to stand in for his long-lost love and
in an attempt for revenge, he uses a Frankenstein-like experiment to make
the droid look like the local hero Maria. Lang's Machine-Human represents
the power of technology to seduce and corrupt. In fact, the hazards of
technology are compared to the building of the Tower of Babel: Both being
attempts to reach God that result in more distance from him because of
sinful human desires. Geek factor: Actress Brigitte Helm's portrayal
of the fake Maria is geek bliss because it's just jerky movements and big
eyes. Best standard feature: The ability to look like anyone "in
less than 24 hours!"

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1. R2-D2 and C-3P0
Star Wars (1977)
For decades, most movie robots were just that:
robotic—cold, speech-stilted, and subservient. But George Lucas (with much
debt to the past) gave two odd, loyal, bickering droids actual personalities
and created not only the world's most recognizable robots, but one of the
most beloved duos in film. In fact, they are integral characters who not
only add to, but push along, the plot; we see the Star Wars universe through
their eyes. And more than any metal character before them, you care
about them. I still remember my mental torture in The Empire Strikes Back
(okay, I was 3) when C-3PO was blasted and R2-D2 was swallowed! That
emotional connection is a surprising feat, considering one character emoted
solely through shaking and beeping. But still, these inseparable droids are
two of the most three-dimensional and defined characters in the Star Wars
canon. Geek factor: Okay, Episode III had better explain why
C-3PO doesn't realize he was built by Darth Vader! Best standard
features: R2's little saw and C-3PO's ability to calculate the odds of
anyone's demise.
HONORABLE MENTION
Other cool robots of note:
Pris and Roy Batty (Blade Runner,
1982), the genetically-engineered NEXUS-6 replicants on a quest to find
their creator, discover humanity, and beat death.
Ash (Ian Holm, Alien, 1979) and Bishop
(Lance Henricksen, Aliens, 1986), portrayed as human for most of each
film; Ash is frighteningly revealed to be evil and Bishop proves androids
can be honorable.
Robocop (Robocop, 1987), a hybrid of man
and machine (part of the film's thematic tension) with his catch phrases and
take-no-prisoners attitude, he's the epitome of '80s cool (now seen as '80s
kitsch).
Gigolo Joe and Teddy (Artificial
Intelligence, 2001), a smooth male prostitute bot and a Teddy Ruxpin
with an ultra-cool deep voice, respectively.
Robot Joanna (The Stepford Wives, 1975),
one of many robot replicas of the town's wives—with improved domestic
skills, increased sexual drive, and enhanced … well, enhancements.
Optimus Prime (The Transformers: The Movie,
1984), Autobot leader and semi-truck who established himself as the ultimate
valiant robot warrior with honor, strength, leadership and self-sacrifice.
Robot (Lost in Space, 1998) and Sonny
(I, Robot, 2004), get nods for being great modern updates in robot
design—sleek, new millennium, Mac-like looks that set the standard for a
new century of bots.
Box (Logan's Run, 1976), an almost
immobile, shiny cardboard box and one of the worst robots ever, who still
thinks highly of himself: "Overwhelming, am I not?"
Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo (Mystery
Science Theatre 3000: The Movie, 1996) are certainly the best bots to comment
on movies—especially for being made out of a bowling pin and lacrosse
equipment!
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