There are a lot of gross candies in this world. A lot. I didn’t realize
the level of grossness that candy has sunk to. We at Candy Addict decided to
compile a list of the Top 10 grossest candy we could find. We searched high
and low for gross candy and came up with a long list. We then each ranked
the grossness of each and compiled our results to bring you the Top 10.
These aren’t gross flavors of candy (like black licorice or
peach), but gross in their appearance or what they are trying to
represent/simulate. Gummi worms and snakes may have frightened the kids of
yesteryear, but today’s kids get some serious grossness from things like
candy poop, vomit, snot, bugs, and ear wax.
There is no doubt that your Top 10 list of gross candy would be different
than ours. You may think bugs are grosser than snot or ear wax. We may not.
It was interesting just to see the differences in how the three of us at
Candy Addict ranked the candy. For reference, we’ll provide a links page
at the end so you can buy any of the items we mention - just in case you really
want to.
So, enough with the introduction, let’s get to the Top 10 Grossest
Candies.
Grossest Candy #10 - White Chocolate Maggots

Why are these so gross? I think it’s because they are white and
therefore actually look like maggots - and maggots are gross.
Really gross. I get the willies just thinking about maggots and the rotting
flesh/garbage/food they go along with. Plus, these are made of white
chocolate, which is gross too.
Grossest Candy #9 - Hose Nose

This is a candy dispenser that looks like a nose that you strap to your
face. It oozes candy slime and they encourage you to stick out your tongue
and catch the drips from the nose. Some of the slogans: “It’snot what
you think”, “candy slime filled”, “drippy”, and “catch it on
your tongue”. Yes, snot is gross and this candy encourages you to eat
candy snot.
Grossest Candy #8 - Sour Flush Candy
The candy in this is nothing special - it’s powdered candy (like Pixy
Stix) and a lollipop. It’s all about the presentation though. The powdered
candy comes in a realistic plastic toilet and the lollipop is flat on the
end so it looks like a toilet plunger. Lick the plunger then dip it into the
toilet to get some candy on it. Yum!
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