"There's
nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the
thing he was educated in."
Will Rogers. |
"My
school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you
some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five
years."
Paul Merton. |
"Dublin
university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
Samuel Beckett. |
"Quite
frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Dan Quayle. |
"I have
been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but
useless."
Connor Cruise O'Brien. |
"An
encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
Mike Barfield. |
"What's
another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright. |
"Chess
is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an
advertising agency."
Raymond Chandler. |
"You
don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips. |
"I won't
say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to
write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce. |
