"We're
going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
Dan Quayle. |
"I'm a
philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being
unemployed."
Bruce Lee. |
"An
intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting
than sex."
Edgar Wallace. |
"I can
speak Esperanto like a native."
Spike Milligan. |
"What's
on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
Fred Allen. |
"Ever
wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa. |
"Why
don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from
learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five
years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
Will Rogers. |
"College
atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
Ruby Wax. |
"If a
man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending
him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten
times more dangerous."
Desmond Bagley. |
"Grammar
schools are public schools without the sodomy."
Tony Parsons. |
