"A verbal
contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
Samuel Goldwyn.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.
"The
Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid
Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.
"Maybe
there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to
listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're
eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey.
"The
length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the
human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"When did
I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was
talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.
"A James
Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope.
"Life
doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
Woody Allen.
"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"USA
Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four
people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman. |
