"Some
mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Emo Philips. |
"Human
beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from
the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so."
Douglas Adams. |
"The
statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown. |
"If it
weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
candlelight."
George Gobol. |
"I am
free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields. |
"There's
so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs
there'd be no place to put it all."
Robert Orben. |
"Not
only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
Adrienne Gusoff. |
"We live
in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder. |
"If your
parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett. |
"I'm
desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison. |
