"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso. |
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving
to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the
Universe is winning."
Rich Cook. |
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
Rita May Brown. |
"All
sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised
to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating
pregnant men."
Isaac Asimov. |
"To
err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich. |
"The
trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as
a leisure activity."
Patrick Murray. |
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
Leonard Brandwein. |
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be
a genius to understand the simplicity."
Dennis Ritchie. |
"The
perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your
problems and they never come out again."
Al Goodman. |
"The
most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they
foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield. |
